The Dreaded 2022 Predictions

chopinskate · Feb 28, 2018

Sonja Henie returns for her 4th OGM.

Jan elle · Feb 28, 2018

I would love skaters from the UK to really push forward and get into or nearer the top 10, if poss.

eriecold · Feb 28, 2018

Jan elle said:
I would love skaters from the UK to really push forward and get into or nearer the top 10, if poss.

I think it'd be great for them to push for a team event spot

draqq · Mar 1, 2018

Hmm... probably...

Ladies: Kihara, maybe Trusova
Men: Nathan Chen, maybe Shoma Uno
Pairs: Sui/Han
Ice Dance: Papadakis/Cizeron

starla16 · Mar 1, 2018

chopinskate said:
Sonja Henie returns for her 4th OGM.

not a good joke, she's dead long time ago.

Sjs5572 · Mar 1, 2018

Alysa Liu, Trusova and Kihara wage a three way battle for gold!

russianfan · Mar 1, 2018

This is one of the best threads i've ever read here

Hilarious posts

Ok, my contribution:

Alysa Liu becoming a new queen of under- and prerotations, stealing that title from Satoko. Trusova and Kostornaya battling through all competitions between each other just to lose to some brand new 15yo girl in red :biggrin:

da96103 · Mar 1, 2018

Boyang wins OGM but changes his name to Yangman Jin.

Wakaba wins OGM but changes her name to Wakadult Higuchi.

da96103 · Mar 1, 2018

Eteri straightens her hair.

Orser perms his hair.

Raffie wears a hairpiece.

charlotte14 · Mar 1, 2018

Hanyu and Hotarek win pair skating gold medal.

chopinskate · Mar 1, 2018

da96103 said:
Boyang wins OGM but changes his name to Yangman Jin.

Wakaba wins OGM but changes her name to Wakadult Higuchi.

chopinskate · Mar 1, 2018

starla16 said:
not a good joke, she's dead long time ago.

Aww, I thought a Mummy Returns reference was the only thing missing in this thread.

Sorry if it hurt a few sentiments.

xeyra · Mar 1, 2018

da96103 said:
Eteri straightens her hair.

Orser perms his hair.

Raffie wears a hairpiece.

I'm not sure Orser will have any hair left by 2022.

kenboy123 · Mar 1, 2018

Ladies is probably going to another Russian 15/16 year old that we haven't heard of yet.. There is always a revolving door of them, they rarely stay on top for long...

VenusHalley · Mar 1, 2018

chopinskate said:
Sonja Henie returns for her 4th OGM.

hah, with her single jumps, she would not even qualify today.

macy · Mar 1, 2018

VenusHalley said:
A girl from Eteri camp wins with falling all over ice on attempting 7 backloaded quads. Lands three of them, although she stumbles on quad loop quite a bit. She wears Alina's old tutu.

Carolina ends fourth, wearing neon yellow bejewelled cat suit, being EXTREMELY artistic.

Evgenia attempts a comeback, but again ends second.

Sui and Han win thanks to yet to be discovered element. They get married after the medal ceremony. Couple from a country with overall back grasp of English language skates to Nick Minaj mix. It is so inappropriate, it causes overhaul of the ISU rules.

Upcoming male skater attempts a qiunt, but results in crashing and causing outrageous damage on the ice ring.

Ice dance is won by number is sexy and steamy that TV channels who air it in prime time get fined. Heavily.

(just having fun.)

i'm late to the party but I can't with this :rofl:

macy · Mar 1, 2018

shiroKJ said:
Medvedeva and Hanyu become History Makers and win Ladies Single/Mens Single/Ice Dance/Pairs OGM. The power of the four gold medals merges together and transforms into the legendary Diamond Medal. Absorbing its powers, Medvedeva turns into Princess Serenity and Hanyu becomes Prince Endymion and together they fly off towards the Moon with Luna and Pooh by their sides.

curious · Mar 1, 2018

VenusHalley said:
A girl from Eteri camp wins with falling all over ice on attempting 7 backloaded quads. Lands three of them, although she stumbles on quad loop quite a bit. She wears Alina's old tutu.

Carolina ends fourth, wearing neon yellow bejewelled cat suit, being EXTREMELY artistic.

Evgenia attempts a comeback, but again ends second.

Sui and Han win thanks to yet to be discovered element. They get married after the medal ceremony. Couple from a country with overall back grasp of English language skates to Nick Minaj mix. It is so inappropriate, it causes overhaul of the ISU rules.

Upcoming male skater attempts a qiunt, but results in crashing and causing outrageous damage on the ice ring.

Ice dance is won by number is sexy and steamy that TV channels who air it in prime time get fined. Heavily.

(just having fun.)

You really hate evgenia lol her fed throwing a two time world champ under the bus for her fifteen year old teammate because they thought she was not going to heal from her injuries before olys what's horrible enough. you want her to go through that again. .

Tolstoj · Mar 1, 2018

Ladies: Anna Shcherbakova.

It will be difficult since she got injured already once and missed a season with a difficult comeback, but she is the perfection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ADfKIQsWg

Artistry and maturity already when she was 13, great skating skills, full extension on the spirals and the landings of those jumps, no rushed movements, difficult transitions and insane technical contents to match the Olympic champion Alina Zagitova.

This is a skater (also Kostornaya is really good at this) that is able to do a fully backloaded program without compromising the artistry.

She is like a mini Carolina Kostner.

rosacotton · Mar 1, 2018

Men: Japanese sweep
Ladies: Russian sweep
Pairs: Chinese sweep
Ice Dance: Marie-France sweep

The Dreaded 2022 Predictions

chopinskate

Jan elle

eriecold

draqq

FigureSkatingPhenom

starla16

Sjs5572

russianfan

Match Penalty

da96103

da96103

charlotte14

chopinskate

chopinskate

xeyra

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kenboy123

VenusHalley

macy

macy

curious

Tolstoj

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