after arriving to Canada, Zhenya talks a lot with Lubov, finding out how how great life has been for her since moving, ... and she just falls in love with the country and the bagged milk.... She declares, When I skate at TCC, i imagine that someone took the bagged milk and froze it... and i just now glide on that ice made of milk, just as smoothly as Patrick Chan... thank you Canada !!!!
she decides to sit out the season and come back next year to compete in Montreal Worlds, as a .... brand new Canadian..... She switches her name to Genie, to compete for social media attention with Genie Bouchard... at Montreal worlds, Canadians sweep the podium with Gabby for GOLD! Medvedeva wins silver and Kaetlyn who struggled on her new 3a combo wins bronze ! Canadian Sweep !
Oh I love getting silly! And I love this! Yet, I think you're forgetting that Zhenya/Genie, Gabby and Kaetlyn would have to first duke it out at 2019 Canadian Nationals, with all three determined well in advance to prove they are the Ultimate Canadian Figure Skater
Gabby will turn to a Canadian legend as inspiration - Elvis - and secretly master all the martial arts in her spare time. At nationals, she will skate to Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story and will begin her program by judo chopping a massive cinder block at centre ice before doing a series of round-house kicks into a MASSIVE 4t-3t combination that covers an entire 3/4 of the ice. The judges are utterly astonished!
Kaetlyn will go to her Newfoundland roots, skating to Come From Away. During the mid-program lull she will invite the judges to become honorary citizens of Newfoundland by having a shot of the screech (aka terrible rum) and a kiss of the codfish that she's been hiding behind her back the entire first half of the program. As the music builds again, she will then do three turns into the most beautiful 4loop ever landed. The judges are utterly charmed!
Zhenya/Genie will skate to centre ice to begin her program. Before the music can even start, she'll chug an entire bag of milk. She'll skate to The Log Drivers Waltz, complete with actual logs strewn authentically across the ice. She'll land a +6 GOE 3axel (it's so good they had to add an extra +1) while throwing Tim Bits into the crowd. The judges are utterly amazed!
It is declared a three-way tie for national champion! When the international skating community catches sight of their programs, they decide to cancel 2019 Worlds and just declare all three as the joint 2019 World Champions. The entire country of Canada shuts down for three weeks in delirious happiness and the three ladies take their show on the road for a sold-out tour first throughout Canada and then through all of the world. Bagged milk, the Province of Newfoundland, and a corporation that makes cinder blocks are the major sponsors.
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