A friend of mine has inspired me to think of possibly the worst future RD theme yet. Sure, the ones we’re hearing are pretty vague and dumb but imagine… “Commercials.” Top teams with programs to Coca-Cola and Fanta jingles, reminding you to drink your Ovaltine and perhaps get your hungry cat some MeowMix on the way home!
Funny you should mention that. Here's a post I put up in 2014:
Wasn't sure which of the music threads would be the most appropriate, but since this deals with legal issues, I've decided to try this one.
Looking at the "Fun Commercials !!" thread in Le Café started me thinking.
Now that we have lyrics allowed, is there anything in the rules that prevents skaters from using music that could be perceived as advertising?
For example, in 2012, a song about Facebook by Valentina Monetta was selected as San Marino's Eurovision Song Contest entry. But, mentioning Facebook directly was seen as infringing a rule banning commercial messages, and the EBU disqualified the entry until the lyrics were changed. (New version, as performed in the contest)
Admittedly, this song wasn't actually advertising Facebook. It was just a song about what young people nowadays do on Facebook. But, what about a song whose lyrics were actually advertising something?
You know the way that some companies take songs and then give them new lyrics for their adverts. Well, there are a couple of insurance companies over here in Northern Ireland that do that with great effect.
A few years ago, one insurance company did a short ad using the tune of nursury rhyme "I'm H-A-P-P-Y". This isn't on YouTube, but another one they did using the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It" can be found here.
Meanwhile, another insurance company did an ad using the tune of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" by Bombalurina and children's TV star Timmy Mallet.
(Can you imagine what a skating routine using that song would turn out like?! )
Unfortunately, this ad isn't on YouTube either. But here is another ad the same company did using the tune of "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls. (In case you are wondering, that is local celebrity May McFetridge taking centre stage).
Somehow, I don't think this Gala number Irina Slutskaya did to Geri Halliwell's version a few years ago would have the same effect with those lyrics!
I really hope the ISU have something written into the rules that prevents advertising within the song lyrics.
Otherwise, how long will it be until we are watching yet another(!) routine to George Bizet's "Toreadores", only this time with the lyrics "Stop at the Esso, at the Esso sign"...?!
CaroLiza_fan
https://www.goldenskate.com/forum/posts/1024832
Looking at the "Fun Commercials !!" thread in Le Café started me thinking.
Now that we have lyrics allowed, is there anything in the rules that prevents skaters from using music that could be perceived as advertising?
For example, in 2012, a song about Facebook by Valentina Monetta was selected as San Marino's Eurovision Song Contest entry. But, mentioning Facebook directly was seen as infringing a rule banning commercial messages, and the EBU disqualified the entry until the lyrics were changed. (New version, as performed in the contest)
Admittedly, this song wasn't actually advertising Facebook. It was just a song about what young people nowadays do on Facebook. But, what about a song whose lyrics were actually advertising something?
You know the way that some companies take songs and then give them new lyrics for their adverts. Well, there are a couple of insurance companies over here in Northern Ireland that do that with great effect.
A few years ago, one insurance company did a short ad using the tune of nursury rhyme "I'm H-A-P-P-Y". This isn't on YouTube, but another one they did using the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It" can be found here.
Meanwhile, another insurance company did an ad using the tune of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" by Bombalurina and children's TV star Timmy Mallet.
(Can you imagine what a skating routine using that song would turn out like?! )
Unfortunately, this ad isn't on YouTube either. But here is another ad the same company did using the tune of "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls. (In case you are wondering, that is local celebrity May McFetridge taking centre stage).
Somehow, I don't think this Gala number Irina Slutskaya did to Geri Halliwell's version a few years ago would have the same effect with those lyrics!
I really hope the ISU have something written into the rules that prevents advertising within the song lyrics.
Otherwise, how long will it be until we are watching yet another(!) routine to George Bizet's "Toreadores", only this time with the lyrics "Stop at the Esso, at the Esso sign"...?!
CaroLiza_fan
https://www.goldenskate.com/forum/posts/1024832
(Unfortunately, not all of the links in my post work any more)
But there are lots of great German songs with hilarious lyrics from the 50s and 60s, and I hope that if the theme is too stupid, the German dancers will just pick highlights like "Ohne Krimi geht die Mimi nie ins Bett" or "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Honolulu Strandbikini".
Oh my goodness! Although I knew that there were German versions of a lot of songs from the 60's, I never knew there was a German version of "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Polka Dot Bikini"!!!
Caterina Valente - "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Honolulu Strand Bikini"
Here's the version I am most familiar with, from 1990:
Bombalurina - "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Polka Dot Bikini"
And the original, from 1960:
Brian Hyland - "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Polka Dot Bikini"
As you can see, I mentioned the song in that 2014 post. But, if you do a search for "itsy bitsy", lots of members have been bringing it up. And suggesting it for a programme. It would be... interesting...
CaroLiza_fan