Yes, this is the companion piece to Shock & Awe. Some programs inspire quite different feelings. This thread is for those programs that made you wish you had torn your eyes out before you watched them. If there's a youtube link, so much the better (or worse...depending on your taste). In general, to qualify for this designation, a program must be skated by a person whose name most people would recognize. And the design, choreography, and costume count more to a Worst Program Evah than the skating of the competitor.
In fact, the competitor in these programs often times is the victim of the coach and choreographer. For the competitors, I have nothing but respect.
With that intro now complete, let's proceed first to nominees in the men's division:
Alexei Yagudin, Worlds 1997 EX One Banana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRsAYw-AuDc
Somehow a bad program is just that much worse when inflicted on a wonderful skater. What was his coach thinking? This is wrong on so many levels.
Even Sesame Street did this better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D6LWxqUd2E&feature=related
Again, what was Mishin thinking? What sin had poor Plushenko committed that Mishin inflicted this on him? Was it a not so subtle critique of ego-none of us can say. In any case, truly horrible:
Plushenko's 2003 Ex Only You (The Big Head)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REVpurQnrs8
Philippe Candeloro George of the Jungle, crawling on the ice with a large bone and "Ze Monkey" 2001 Hallmark. Would you believe this was Philippe's artistic program? Was he perhaps making a snide comment on the idea of artistry? I'd love to know his thoughts on this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwWknPW_SMg
Of course these are all exhibition programs. But there have been some really foul competitive programs too:
Christopher Bowman 1990 Worlds SP Indian Love Call
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAq6YB9BtY
This was supposed to be a tribute to Frank Carroll who skated to the same music in his competitive days. Every Indian stereotype is used. The result was that a normally very artistic skater got very low second marks, even though he skated fairly well.
Philippe Candeloro Lucky Luke LP 1996
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDsngtG37Fo
Note the all too precious use of a hat stitched to the back of his costume.
Tim Goebel's 2005 2006 season LP to Night on Bald Mountain
There is no youtube link of this monstrosity at this time. And when you think he paid the big bucks to Tarasova for this program (AFAIR) you could just weep. I'll look for a copy for you.
So! Who are your nominees in this division?
Please post links to youtube if you can find them.
In fact, the competitor in these programs often times is the victim of the coach and choreographer. For the competitors, I have nothing but respect.
With that intro now complete, let's proceed first to nominees in the men's division:
Alexei Yagudin, Worlds 1997 EX One Banana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRsAYw-AuDc
Somehow a bad program is just that much worse when inflicted on a wonderful skater. What was his coach thinking? This is wrong on so many levels.
Even Sesame Street did this better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D6LWxqUd2E&feature=related
Again, what was Mishin thinking? What sin had poor Plushenko committed that Mishin inflicted this on him? Was it a not so subtle critique of ego-none of us can say. In any case, truly horrible:
Plushenko's 2003 Ex Only You (The Big Head)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REVpurQnrs8
Philippe Candeloro George of the Jungle, crawling on the ice with a large bone and "Ze Monkey" 2001 Hallmark. Would you believe this was Philippe's artistic program? Was he perhaps making a snide comment on the idea of artistry? I'd love to know his thoughts on this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwWknPW_SMg
Of course these are all exhibition programs. But there have been some really foul competitive programs too:
Christopher Bowman 1990 Worlds SP Indian Love Call
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAq6YB9BtY
This was supposed to be a tribute to Frank Carroll who skated to the same music in his competitive days. Every Indian stereotype is used. The result was that a normally very artistic skater got very low second marks, even though he skated fairly well.
Philippe Candeloro Lucky Luke LP 1996
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDsngtG37Fo
Note the all too precious use of a hat stitched to the back of his costume.
Tim Goebel's 2005 2006 season LP to Night on Bald Mountain
There is no youtube link of this monstrosity at this time. And when you think he paid the big bucks to Tarasova for this program (AFAIR) you could just weep. I'll look for a copy for you.
So! Who are your nominees in this division?
Please post links to youtube if you can find them.