A) "It looks like a(insert animal, plant, instrument, anything dead)!"
B) "What exactly does this costume have to do with (music)?"
C) "The 80's called. They want their costume back."
D) "I think this costume might hurt your public image/the judges won't like this."
E) "This costume is a violation of an ISU costuming rule."
F) "I am concerned that this costume may be too risque." (Mostly with younger skaters)
G) "You do realize you don't actually have to be the Firebird, right?"
H) No response, speechless in horror
I) Any kind of horrified gibberish
J) "Wait, what are you again?"
K) "Put a shirt on!"
L) "Something just fell off your costume!"
M) "#(@&#$)(!#&$(!*)_*@)*)*@$&%&#%!%$&^!$@#*!@%!!!!!!!!!!"
N) (Pained facial expression) "You look...so very interesting, dear."
O) "You're gonna skate in that?!?
That covers every costume ever madeand every single costume yet to be made. As much as I'd love to see skaters skate naked, they are actually required to wear something .
But yes, fan involvement in figure skating has a lot to do with the drama of costume choices and imagining what will be worn next. For someone focusing mostly on the athletic side of figure skating I understand how it might be annoying. But I hope skating costumes, good and bad, continue to be a part of figure skating for the sake of the fans who like it and even for the fans who don't. 
