It will be something like this “And the ball flies right behind the goalkeeper but he somehow saves with an amazing Ina Bauer…”
Orser and Tarasova would be so much fun to watch on the sidelines.
Tonya Harding = Luis Suarez
Vladimir Putin = Sepp Blatter
Yuna Kim = Cristiano Ronaldo (superdivas with loads of gel and still losers)
Yulia Lipnitskaya = James Rodriguez (youth, energy and grace)
Russia = Brazil (no matter what they win anyway)
I imagine Adelina scoring in the last minute of extra-time and doing her hand gesture from Sochi's FS, driving the 70.000 people to madness...
Her goal could be very very lucky and unclear whether or not it's offside, and fans will spend times analyzing her goal for years, lots of keyboard wars.I imagine Adelina scoring in the last minute of extra-time and doing her hand gesture from Sochi's FS, driving the 70.000 people to madness...
Hmm... veteran with love-him-or-hate-him personality and a possible claim to "greatest of all time"... Christopher Dean? (Other possibilities: Candeloro, Plushy, Johnny... but all imperfect picks). Female Ronaldo = Oksana Grishuk?We need a great vain, diva/o skater for Ronaldo.
^Hmm, I like the way you think. Separate team for girls so we can fit more people into our crazy fantasy.
Hmm... veteran with love-him-or-hate-him personality and a possible claim to "greatest of all time"... Christopher Dean? (Other possibilities: Candeloro, Plushy, Johnny... but all imperfect picks). Female Ronaldo = Oksana Grishuk?
Irina Slutskaya?Sorry if I offended you. I don't think Ronaldo is a bad guy (I don't think Christopher Dean, Plushy, Johnny, ect. are bad people either). I'm just trying to find someone who fits "vain, diva/o" (but super talented) as stated by Alba. Pasha was probably an extreme choice. Who would you pick as female Ronaldo then?
Very much spot on! especially if you ask the German fansHuh? Other than both being veterans still in the game (and Ronaldo isn't that old, for football), I'm missing the connection.
Maybe Katarina Witt?
^Hmm, I like the way you think. Separate team for girls so we can fit more people into our crazy fantasy.
Hmm... veteran with love-him-or-hate-him personality and a possible claim to "greatest of all time"... Christopher Dean? (Other possibilities: Candeloro, Plushy, Johnny... but all imperfect picks). Female Ronaldo = Oksana Grishuk?
Ronaldo=Pasha Grishuk? Maybe you don't know Ronaldo is a regular blood donor. Therefore he doesn't have tattoos. Before the World Cup he gave lots of money to a sick boy( I think he had cancer) . He is a diva, but he has soul.
:thumbsup: I was thinking about Oksana myself, but Dean as well is a very good choice.
Please, this is a topic made for fun. Grishuk and Dean as well has a soul, so let's not take go there.
We were talking about being vain not who has a good heart and who's not.
Sorry if I offended you. I don't think Ronaldo is a bad guy (I don't think Christopher Dean, Plushy, Johnny, ect. are bad people either). I'm just trying to find someone who fits "vain, diva/o" (but super talented) as stated by Alba. Pasha was probably an extreme choice. Who would you pick as female Ronaldo then?